Trading the blue and orange for orange and blue

I can’t remember the last time someone who lost The Big One being followed with such intense zeal since Sarah Palin was foisted upon the nation’s already thoroughly chafed psyche. In a move that caught everyone by surprise, the Denver Broncos drafted Tim “The Toolman” Tebow. I was taking a leak when I heard the … Continue reading

Offseason Blues: This Week's News in Football

Featured Story: Lawrence Taylor, Pro Football Hall of Famer and former Giants’ linebacker, has been arrested facing third degree rape charges, a.k.a. sex with a minor. Taylor allegedly propositioned a sixteen year old prostitute, whom he payed $300 for sexual favors. She reported him to the police after he refused to give her an autographed … Continue reading

NFL Draft 2010 Voices Preview

Tomorrow night will find us all gathered around the television, as our ancestors of old would gather around a fire, awaiting the most momentous event of the NFL off-season: the Draft. The NFL Draft is a massive spectacle wherein we watch the players we so admired in college ball move from collegiate to professional careers … Continue reading

Jerry Jones Hates Sushi

On Tuesday, a video of Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones making demeaning remarks about Bill Parcells and Tim Tebow, turned up on Deadspin. In the video Jones says that both of them ain’t doggy-doody, Tebow for being an unplayable draft pick, and Parcells for…well I’m not really sure why anyone would say that about Parcells, … Continue reading

Jon Gruden Loses All Credibility – AP Reports

Jon Gruden stated today that he actually thinks Tebow is good. I mean like really good, like maybe first round good, and he is surprised by how many of us “Tebow-haters” there are out there. He was particularly impressed with Tebow’s knowledge, citing his familiarity of many NFL offenses. Hey, I played Madden, can I … Continue reading

Breaking News!: College Kids Smoke Weed

DeSean Jackson and Percy Harvin are two of the fastest and most exciting playmakers in the NFL. But what else do they have in common? Apparently a love for the ganga. But they are only two of many coming out of college with red flags for marijuana usage…though I have to say they are incredibly … Continue reading

The Bills and their Tebow-ner

Earlier in the month, we reported that the Buffalo Bills were courting Florida Gators QB Tim Tebow. This weekend, members of the Bills ratcheted up their offensive to get Tebow into the fold, thus bringing Florida closer to getting rid of him and having some other locale fawn over him. “He’s gonna make any team … Continue reading

Tebow Training, Tebow Tats?

It’s being reported that our favorite eye black theologian and scrivener/UF quarterback Tim Tebow will be working out with the Buffalo Bills in the next few weeks. Tebow’s rumored to have made similar workout arrangements with the Seattle Seahawks and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Former Bills QB Jim Kelly appears to be in Tebow’s corner, having … Continue reading

Top Executive / Coach of the Year: Brian Cashman, Rex Ryan, Urban Meyer

This year’s(sike!) award for Top Executive / Coach of the year goes to none other than Brett Favre. Thats right folk’s a Quarterback in the NFL who runs the organization he plays for as well as calling the plays he wants to run. Unheard of you say? Think again, Viking’s owner Zygi Wilf said “I … Continue reading

Best Playoff/Playoff Performance, 2009: C.C. Sabathia, Bulls vs. Celtics, Arizona Cardinals

This years winner(not really this year but you know what I mean) for Best Playoff/Playoff Performance goes to the Celtics and Bulls for the most freakishly amazing series in NBA Playoff history ever! And this isn’t up for debate. When you get 7 total over time sessions in one series, more than any team has … Continue reading