Tiger Woods Signs Deal to Endorse HGH – AP, Venuist Report

    [[Venuist/AP news-wire, Orlando, FL; 12/15/2009]] As the old saying goes, all press is good press. But Tiger Woods and his team may have taken this age old axiom to its most extreme extent ever intended with a new PR campaign. After losing his position as central spokesperson for several high profile companies — … Continue reading

Tiger Woods Speaks Out

    [[The Venuist’s coverage of WoodWatch (TM Pending) continues!  Staff writer and reporter Spiral Flag has obtained the below statement from Mr. Tiger Woods.   Sources confirm that it is Tiger’s latest statement to date regarding his ongoing public relations quagmire.  We give it to you, exclusively, in unedited form.]] Dear Fans and Loyal … Continue reading

Tiger Woods – No Man’s, or Woman’s, Land

    Tiger Wood’s wife, depending on who you ask – has either (a) moved out of his home, or (b) purchased herself a “mansion” on a Swedish Island with her “twin” sister.  [[see: Evil Twin Sister???]] This mansion, it is said, will be accessible only by ferry.  Ye Gods!  That’s right, kids, never mind the … Continue reading

Tiger Woods – No Man's, or Woman's, Land

    Tiger Wood’s wife, depending on who you ask – has either (a) moved out of his home, or (b) purchased herself a “mansion” on a Swedish Island with her “twin” sister.  [[see: Evil Twin Sister???]] This mansion, it is said, will be accessible only by ferry.  Ye Gods!  That’s right, kids, never mind the … Continue reading

Our First “Hartford Whaler” Salute!

    Here at Venuist we are working on coming up with a number of innovative, well not really that innovative but hopefully amusing, running features as we prepare to move to our new our site’s new permanent digs. As you can see, we’ve already welcomed 33Problems and Spiral Flag into our editorial cabal. Soon, … Continue reading

Our First "Hartford Whaler" Salute!

    Here at Venuist we are working on coming up with a number of innovative, well not really that innovative but hopefully amusing, running features as we prepare to move to our new our site’s new permanent digs. As you can see, we’ve already welcomed 33Problems and Spiral Flag into our editorial cabal. Soon, … Continue reading