Tiger Woods says HGH “Works like, real good” – AP, Venuist Report

[[Story: From the AP news wire.]] Orlando, FL – 12/16/2009 – Tiger Woods admits that at first blush, performance enhancing drugs such as anabolic steroids and human growth hormone (HGH) would seem out of place on a golf green. The Venuist/phony AP first reported yesterday that Mr. Woods had signed on to professionally endorse Kickassium Pharma … Continue reading

Tiger Woods says HGH "Works like, real good" – AP, Venuist Report

[[Story: From the AP news wire.]] Orlando, FL – 12/16/2009 – Tiger Woods admits that at first blush, performance enhancing drugs such as anabolic steroids and human growth hormone (HGH) would seem out of place on a golf green. The Venuist/phony AP first reported yesterday that Mr. Woods had signed on to professionally endorse Kickassium Pharma … Continue reading

Top 5 Reasons Tiger Woods Sex Scandal is Best Ever: Wood Watch, 2009 cont.

    Here at Venuist – and this goes for EVERYONE – we’ve become uncharacteristically smitten with the Tiger Woods Scandal.  It’s completely engrossing.  We’re practically Tiger’s 12th public affair and we’re coming forward.  Shit, we’ve gone so far as to award Tiger a category of posts.  That’s right, welcome to Venuist, where you can search for … Continue reading

Tiger Woods Speaks Out

    [[The Venuist’s coverage of WoodWatch (TM Pending) continues!  Staff writer and reporter Spiral Flag has obtained the below statement from Mr. Tiger Woods.   Sources confirm that it is Tiger’s latest statement to date regarding his ongoing public relations quagmire.  We give it to you, exclusively, in unedited form.]] Dear Fans and Loyal … Continue reading

Tiger Woods – No Man’s, or Woman’s, Land

    Tiger Wood’s wife, depending on who you ask – has either (a) moved out of his home, or (b) purchased herself a “mansion” on a Swedish Island with her “twin” sister.  [[see: Evil Twin Sister???]] This mansion, it is said, will be accessible only by ferry.  Ye Gods!  That’s right, kids, never mind the … Continue reading

Tiger Woods – No Man's, or Woman's, Land

    Tiger Wood’s wife, depending on who you ask – has either (a) moved out of his home, or (b) purchased herself a “mansion” on a Swedish Island with her “twin” sister.  [[see: Evil Twin Sister???]] This mansion, it is said, will be accessible only by ferry.  Ye Gods!  That’s right, kids, never mind the … Continue reading