Let's Have a Quickie: Alfonso Soriano Doesn't Suck?!?

There, I said it. Alfonso Soriano may not suck. He’s been great this year, and of actual value to anyone who owns him. Soriano is hitting .331 with 7 homers and 23 RBI with 21 runs, giving him better numbers than Kevin Youkilis, Ryan Howard, and Hanley Ramirez. Confusing, right? Actually, there’s a logical explanation … Continue reading

Best Scandal of 2009: A-Rod, Ramirez, Vick

If you honestly thought this was going to anyone other than Tiger Woods, I don’t really know what to say to you. The bombshell Thanksgiving revelation that everyone’s favorite athlete was sleeping with a myriad of women (including pornstar Holly Sampson) who were not his wife shook this nation to the core and made people … Continue reading

The Greatest Player of All Time, In 2009: Polamalu, LeBron, Ramirez

Position: Spokesperson Team: Team LeBron LeBron James may be the best basketball player of our time, but really, who is the cornerstone of Team LeBron? Puppet LeBron has been holding that team together since its inception, and though he may not be the strongest individual player in this category, he has given the most to … Continue reading

Manny Ramirez: “I thought Jason Bay was a, y’now, place” – AP

Jason Bay just agreed a $66M contract for four years with the New York Mets, a deal which will be announced formerly sometime next week. No one was more surprised to hear of this development than: Manny Ramirez. Sources within the Los Angeles Dodgers organization on Wednesday, December 30th report that Manny — as he … Continue reading