2010 World Cup Football [see also: soccer] Power Rankings: The ‘Committee For Who Wins’ decides

Hey Venuers, how you doing? Still balling? Thought so… And btw, caught your breath yet? Holy mackerel, ten beers and nigh 36 hours ago, US Soccer made The Venuist entirely forget that the NBA Finals ever happened. Too bad the that Peanuts’ gang of Charlie Brown look-a-likes (see also: Slovenia) couldn’t come along for the … Continue reading

Saturday/Saturday: Another Season Gone

So yet another Premiership season is over; Chelsea emphatically crowned themselves Premiership Champions last Sunday by thumping Wigan 8-0. Man U tried in vain at home with a 4-0 win over Stoke, but the Blues results left no doubt about who is cream of the crop this year. They notably collected the Golden Boot (Drogba … Continue reading

Saturday/Saturday Predictions…On Monday

[Editor’s Note: Our apologies for getting this up late; Mags had actually delivered it on time. I guess you can play the game of checking back on the predictions and seeing what lined up…] Three weeks left on the countdown to the title race in the Premiership and it’s still all to play for. So … Continue reading

Saturday/Saturday: Premiership Predictions

Oh to be nineteen and making your Premiership debut in a highly anticipated and crucial match for your club; cue nineteen year old, Spurs winger Danny Rose (a product of the Leeds United Academy, I may add!). Ten minutes into the tie, Almunia punched away a corner straight into the path of oncoming Danny Rose, … Continue reading

Saturday English Premiership Predictions!!!

[[Here’s the latest installment of top-flight English Football (see also: soccer) Match predictions; brought to you from our own Mags of MagsBarmyArmy!]] Chelsea V Sunderland The bright start that Sunderland had at the beginning of the season has tailed off and Chelsea at home is an ominous prospect. Both sides had a week off last … Continue reading

Football (see also: Soccer) Roundup: Thoughts on Donovan, Giggs, & Saturday Match Predictions

    Aahhhh!! Take a breath at this festive time and a sip of the local ale, sit back and rejoice in a sport that has nothing whatsoever to do with a Mr. Woods and his wood. Not to say that footballers are saints; lager, girls, WAGS, hags, fights and speeding tickets are all but the staple … Continue reading

Saturday/Saturday! Edition: 1

[[Editor’s note: Our newest correspondent, MagsBarmyArmy brings to you his first column.  Mags’ primary contribution around the Venuist offices is to be our voice for European/International Football (that’s Soccer to you), that is, when he’s not being the voice of reason.  The below represents his first weekly Football offering.  As you can see it was … Continue reading