The New England Patriots v. Reproductive Health: Hank v. Baron, 1st Ed.

What the hell happened? Brady gets injured terribly. The Pats follow up an undefeated regular season with a huge Super Bowl loss. This year’s been marred by questionable calls by Lord Belichick. Is the Pats’ luster gone, shattered like so much lamp on scalp? Or is this simply a lull? To glean further insight, I decided to debate a great, analytical mind with a penchant for pedantry and a love for the sound of his own voice: Hank Baron.

Whoa. I learned Kung-Fu

    If anyone needs additional proof that we live in the future, you should peruse this wired.com post. Apparently, someone’s managed to figure out a way to read minds electronically. A system that turns brain waves into FM radio signals and decodes them as sound is the first totally wireless brain-computer interface. For now, … Continue reading

Who Got Game??

Peyton Manning and Tom Brady are the two greatest quarterbacks ever to pick up a pigskin. The Venuist will tolerate no discussion about football that does not acknowledge the above fact.  Otto Graham? Johnny Unitas? I want to apologize to these greats right upfront.  As far as T*V is concerned, dudes who played in the … Continue reading