Vikings, Favre, and the Draft

Last night the Minnesota Vikings made a last minute trade, opting to take two 2nd Round picks (34th and 62nd overall) and giving their late first round pick to the Detroit Lions. The Vikings will now have the second pick in Round Two, and the decision they make here is pretty key. On Tuesday it … Continue reading

NFL Draft Live Article-ing

The NFL Draft is the most important annual non-event on the sports calendar. It barely beats out the likes of Red Bull Flugtag, the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, WrestleMania, and the NHL Stanley Cup playoffs. Therefore, to honor the King of Cult Events as it goes primetime for the first time, I will be … Continue reading

NFL Draft 2010 Voices Preview

Tomorrow night will find us all gathered around the television, as our ancestors of old would gather around a fire, awaiting the most momentous event of the NFL off-season: the Draft. The NFL Draft is a massive spectacle wherein we watch the players we so admired in college ball move from collegiate to professional careers … Continue reading

Jon Gruden Loses All Credibility – AP Reports

Jon Gruden stated today that he actually thinks Tebow is good. I mean like really good, like maybe first round good, and he is surprised by how many of us “Tebow-haters” there are out there. He was particularly impressed with Tebow’s knowledge, citing his familiarity of many NFL offenses. Hey, I played Madden, can I … Continue reading

Breaking News!: College Kids Smoke Weed

DeSean Jackson and Percy Harvin are two of the fastest and most exciting playmakers in the NFL. But what else do they have in common? Apparently a love for the ganga. But they are only two of many coming out of college with red flags for marijuana usage…though I have to say they are incredibly … Continue reading

J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets and NFL Free Agency News…

The Jets pulled off a trade to bolster their vaunted defense late last night. The Jets sent a 3rd round pick which could possibly move up to a 2nd rounder to the San Diego Chargers for Pro Bowl corner Antonio Cromartie. He will play opposite Darrelle Revis to form the best cornerback tandem in the … Continue reading

Gain Weight, Get Drafted Higher, At least at QB

When the higher-ups are worried if you can’t take the “beating” that NFL quarterbacks take with a 223 lb. frame, just add 12 lbs. of “solid muscle” like Sam Bradford. Now the problem with the “beating” part is obvious if you have ever watched a game of NFL on Sunday, YOU CAN’T TOUCH A QUARTERBACK … Continue reading