Offseason Blues: This Week's News in Football

Featured Story: Lawrence Taylor, Pro Football Hall of Famer and former Giants’ linebacker, has been arrested facing third degree rape charges, a.k.a. sex with a minor. Taylor allegedly propositioned a sixteen year old prostitute, whom he payed $300 for sexual favors. She reported him to the police after he refused to give her an autographed … Continue reading

NFL Free Agency and Hot Topics

The Pepper has been stuffed with cash, cold, hard, guaranteed cash. Julius Peppers has agreed to terms on a deal with Da Bears for 40 million dollars over the first three years of the six-year deal. This should bolster the Bears defense tremendously along with Brian Urlacher coming back from his wrist injury. Da Bears … Continue reading

Most Total Sports Badass/Complete Nutjob, 2009: Sean Avery, Plaxico Burress, and more

Winner: Plaxico Burress/WR/frmr NY (football) Giants In a world of skin-tight rules of sportsmanship, politically correct soundbites and calculated celebrity tweets, we would like to honor the Plaxico Burress for singlehandedly reaffirming our faith in sports humanity. Now, we can see you’re perplexed (per-Plaxico-ed? tee hee)…well, we can explain. For starters how effing boring is … Continue reading