The End of the Fighting Sioux

This past Thursday a State Supreme Court ruled that the University of North Dakota would be allowed to put an end to its team’s nickname: The Fighting Sioux. The college has wanted to change the nickname to be allowed into the NCAA Division I Summit League. The NCAA has been quoted as believing that the … Continue reading

SI Using Jinx Power to Influence NCAA Tournament

SI all but admitted today in the “Hot Picks” section of its website that they are using their widespread powers of the occult to influence the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. Most everyone has heard of the dreaded SI Cover Curse; a hex ranking almost as high as the Unforgivable Curses which the head warlocks of … Continue reading

'Nova Avoids Shame: Quasi-March Madness Avoided

Sorry Robert Morris, but Cinderella’s slipper does not extend to size fifteen. A fifteen seed has only advanced four times and each of those teams immediately lost in the second round. Robert Morris could not become the fifth fifteen seed to extend their time at the dance; instead their carriage ride home came early and … Continue reading

Top Executive / Coach of the Year: Brian Cashman, Rex Ryan, Urban Meyer

This year’s(sike!) award for Top Executive / Coach of the year goes to none other than Brett Favre. Thats right folk’s a Quarterback in the NFL who runs the organization he plays for as well as calling the plays he wants to run. Unheard of you say? Think again, Viking’s owner Zygi Wilf said “I … Continue reading