Tiger Woods Speaks Out

    [[The Venuist’s coverage of WoodWatch (TM Pending) continues!  Staff writer and reporter Spiral Flag has obtained the below statement from Mr. Tiger Woods.   Sources confirm that it is Tiger’s latest statement to date regarding his ongoing public relations quagmire.  We give it to you, exclusively, in unedited form.]] Dear Fans and Loyal … Continue reading

Tiger Woods Goes to Eleven

    We here at the Venuist take our responsibilities very seriously, which is why we bring you this breaking news on WoodWatch (TM pending). An eleventh mistress has reportedly turned up in the ongoing Tiger Woods Thanksgiving Day debacle. ABC News reports: Joslyn James, star of “Porn Star Brides,” joins a lingerie model, an … Continue reading