LeBron(TM) Plans to Take the Fight to Your Home

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“Don’t think for one minute that I haven’t been keeping mental notes of everyone taking shots at me this summer. And I mean everyone.” This gem of a quote from LeBron(TM)’s Twitter feed has had the Tweet-o-sphere all a flutter. The words are ominous, and the intention behind them vague. I decided to go to … Continue reading

The 2010 Miami Heat v Space Jam: the ‘Committee for Who Wins’ Decides

This post originally on http://www.venuing.com/voices. This week, that whole World Cup fiasco well over, TCFWW is taking on the most-talked about sports subject in these here United States: whether or not the new-look Miami Heat could take on the crew from the beloved sports-meets-Warner Cartoons epic, Space Jam. Round 1: We KNOW that LeBron didn’t … Continue reading

Not “King,” Just LeBron: Cleveland, US a sadder place

Above: Chief Wahoo is going to need to find a new bridge partner, reports indicate Everyone knows where my heart lies. I grew up in Akron. I learned to play on these courts. When I skipped recruitment and came directly to the NBA, this city supported me and helped me become the man I am. … Continue reading

Cursed LeBron Travels to Miami

This article originally published on http://www.venuing.com/voices by YT Crooks. His Highness King LeBron James I of the Dutchy of Akron announced last night, during an hour long TV special rife with poor dialogue, badly choreographed action sequences, and an entirely predictable ending, that he would be joining Dwayne Wade and Chris “Predator” Bosh in Miami. … Continue reading

King James Holds Court

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This post originally from venuing.com/voices. King James will be holding court on Thursday night and has deigned to allow ESPN to broadcast the proceedings as he comes to a final decision as to which team he will sign with. The event will be an hour in length, starting at 9pm EST, during which time LeBron … Continue reading

Danilo Gallinari: The King's New Jester

The dude is already funny looking. And after watching this video you’ll probably understand that he is a funny guy as well. Can you just imagine the pre-game handshake that LeBron and he would have. Pounds…daps…double-pounds…spins…salutes…you name it; it would be included. In fact, this should be a selling point when James comes to New … Continue reading

Wilson Chandler: Exhibit A as to Why LeBron Should Come to NY

Forgive the simplicity of this article. I am writing from my smartphone. Droid actually does. On to my thesis: Wilson Chandler will make an excellent P.I.C. for LeBron James. At 6’8″ with superb athleticism (just ask Josh Smith who had his game-winning dunk attempt denied by the Knicks’ small forward), Chandler, when assertive, is an … Continue reading

LeBron Makes Ransom Demand: Mike Brown's Job

Last night the Cleveland Cavaliers fired coach Mike Brown. While it’s true that the Cavs were embarrassed by the Celtics, losing by 50 points in the last two games of the series, and that Brown has never led the team to an NBA title, Cleveland has been to the play-offs every year during the course … Continue reading

It Is Almost Upon Us

Long before the clock hit zero and the fat lady began singing on the Cleveland Cavaliers season, the talk around the NBA was no longer the rest of this year, but the future of a few select superstars. In fact, the talk began before the fat lady began tuning her voice, before she arrived at … Continue reading

LeBron James vs. Bruce Wayne: 'The Committee for Who Wins' Returns

Dramatic Preamble: in honor of LeBron’s inglorious meltdown in Game 6 of the NBA Eastern Division Semifinals, we at The Committee for Who Wins thought we’d honor him right back with an inglorious meltdown of our own in this Friday’s edition of TCFWW… Round One: Bruce Wayne’s alter ego is the “Bat-man”. LeBron’s is “Puppet … Continue reading