Holmes Traded to the Jets

It was announced today that wide-receiver Santonio Holmes was traded by the Pittsburgh Steelers to the New York Jets for a 5th round draft pick. Holmes recently violated League rules regarding illegal substance usage. What exactly that violation was is unclear, and it could be anything from testing positive to an illegal substance to simply … Continue reading

Vikings to Meet with Tomlinson on Thursday in an Attempt to Become Ancient

The Minnesota Vikings are preparing to meet with LaDanian Tomlinson (recently dropped by the Chargers) on Thursday in an attempt to persuade him to move from the beaches and babes of SoCal to the frozen wastelands of the north known for their wampa ice beasts and operatic valkyries. Tomlinson, who is 30 years old (or … Continue reading