Tiger Woods Still Unpopular :(

Tiger Woods’ apology doesn’t seem to be doing a whole lot for his popularity. An ABC/ESPN poll showed that while about 55% of those polled think Woods’ apology was sincere, only around 40% still have a favorable impression of him, showing that about 15% of people like to hold grudges. 55% also said that they … Continue reading

Tiger Woods Signs Deal to Endorse HGH – AP, Venuist Report

    [[Venuist/AP news-wire, Orlando, FL; 12/15/2009]] As the old saying goes, all press is good press. But Tiger Woods and his team may have taken this age old axiom to its most extreme extent ever intended with a new PR campaign. After losing his position as central spokesperson for several high profile companies — … Continue reading

Top 5 Reasons Tiger Woods Sex Scandal is Best Ever: Wood Watch, 2009 cont.

    Here at Venuist – and this goes for EVERYONE – we’ve become uncharacteristically smitten with the Tiger Woods Scandal.  It’s completely engrossing.  We’re practically Tiger’s 12th public affair and we’re coming forward.  Shit, we’ve gone so far as to award Tiger a category of posts.  That’s right, welcome to Venuist, where you can search for … Continue reading

Tiger Woods Speaks Out

    [[The Venuist’s coverage of WoodWatch (TM Pending) continues!  Staff writer and reporter Spiral Flag has obtained the below statement from Mr. Tiger Woods.   Sources confirm that it is Tiger’s latest statement to date regarding his ongoing public relations quagmire.  We give it to you, exclusively, in unedited form.]] Dear Fans and Loyal … Continue reading

Tiger Woods Goes to Eleven

    We here at the Venuist take our responsibilities very seriously, which is why we bring you this breaking news on WoodWatch (TM pending). An eleventh mistress has reportedly turned up in the ongoing Tiger Woods Thanksgiving Day debacle. ABC News reports: Joslyn James, star of “Porn Star Brides,” joins a lingerie model, an … Continue reading

Tiger Woods – No Man's, or Woman's, Land

    Tiger Wood’s wife, depending on who you ask – has either (a) moved out of his home, or (b) purchased herself a “mansion” on a Swedish Island with her “twin” sister.  [[see: Evil Twin Sister???]] This mansion, it is said, will be accessible only by ferry.  Ye Gods!  That’s right, kids, never mind the … Continue reading

Tiger Woods – No Man’s, or Woman’s, Land

    Tiger Wood’s wife, depending on who you ask – has either (a) moved out of his home, or (b) purchased herself a “mansion” on a Swedish Island with her “twin” sister.  [[see: Evil Twin Sister???]] This mansion, it is said, will be accessible only by ferry.  Ye Gods!  That’s right, kids, never mind the … Continue reading

Our First "Hartford Whaler" Salute!

    Here at Venuist we are working on coming up with a number of innovative, well not really that innovative but hopefully amusing, running features as we prepare to move to our new our site’s new permanent digs. As you can see, we’ve already welcomed 33Problems and Spiral Flag into our editorial cabal. Soon, … Continue reading

Our First “Hartford Whaler” Salute!

    Here at Venuist we are working on coming up with a number of innovative, well not really that innovative but hopefully amusing, running features as we prepare to move to our new our site’s new permanent digs. As you can see, we’ve already welcomed 33Problems and Spiral Flag into our editorial cabal. Soon, … Continue reading