Vikings to Meet with Tomlinson on Thursday in an Attempt to Become Ancient

The Minnesota Vikings are preparing to meet with LaDanian Tomlinson (recently dropped by the Chargers) on Thursday in an attempt to persuade him to move from the beaches and babes of SoCal to the frozen wastelands of the north known for their wampa ice beasts and operatic valkyries. Tomlinson, who is 30 years old (or … Continue reading

Jets-Cromartie Conspiracy

As reported faithfully by my buddy the Queen Street Hooligan, the Jets have signed Antonio Cromartie to round out their cornerback slots…and by “round out” I of course mean utterly dominate. But the thing that’s funny about the whole move is that the reason the Chargers were so willing to drop Cromartie (or at least … Continue reading