Trading the blue and orange for orange and blue

I can’t remember the last time someone who lost The Big One being followed with such intense zeal since Sarah Palin was foisted upon the nation’s already thoroughly chafed psyche. In a move that caught everyone by surprise, the Denver Broncos drafted Tim “The Toolman” Tebow. I was taking a leak when I heard the … Continue reading

The End of the Fighting Sioux

This past Thursday a State Supreme Court ruled that the University of North Dakota would be allowed to put an end to its team’s nickname: The Fighting Sioux. The college has wanted to change the nickname to be allowed into the NCAA Division I Summit League. The NCAA has been quoted as believing that the … Continue reading

The Bills and their Tebow-ner

Earlier in the month, we reported that the Buffalo Bills were courting Florida Gators QB Tim Tebow. This weekend, members of the Bills ratcheted up their offensive to get Tebow into the fold, thus bringing Florida closer to getting rid of him and having some other locale fawn over him. “He’s gonna make any team … Continue reading

Tebow Training, Tebow Tats?

It’s being reported that our favorite eye black theologian and scrivener/UF quarterback Tim Tebow will be working out with the Buffalo Bills in the next few weeks. Tebow’s rumored to have made similar workout arrangements with the Seattle Seahawks and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Former Bills QB Jim Kelly appears to be in Tebow’s corner, having … Continue reading

“Sweet Home Jacksonville” doesn’t have the same ring to it

  As an erstwhile Florida resident, I grew up being told that the Gators were a terrible, terrible team that shouldn’t be touched with a ten-foot pole. As it happens, the people in charge of opinion-setting in my family were probably Canes fans. I was surprised to learn the Gators never sucked at all, which … Continue reading

"Sweet Home Jacksonville" doesn't have the same ring to it

  As an erstwhile Florida resident, I grew up being told that the Gators were a terrible, terrible team that shouldn’t be touched with a ten-foot pole. As it happens, the people in charge of opinion-setting in my family were probably Canes fans. I was surprised to learn the Gators never sucked at all, which … Continue reading