The Masters and Tiger's Return

As with most sports drama, what happens off the field (or course) is often what makes an event so tremendous. The Masters was Tiger Woods’ first tournament since that fateful Thanksgiving night when his wife Elin displayed her own golf skills, chasing Woods back to his SUV, which he promptly crashed in his hurry to … Continue reading

Tiger Woods: Don't call it a comeback.-AP Reports

Tiger Woods is expected to return to golf April 8th at The Masters. “The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I’m ready to start my season at Augusta,” Woods said in a … Continue reading

Woodwatch: Tiger Texts a Great Big Sadface to America

In a time when sports fans desperately need something to care about (i.e. that period between the end of the football, the beginning of the baseball season, and that month when basketball and hockey don’t really matter ‘cuz we all pretty much know which teams have a legit chance in the playoffs already), Tiger Woods … Continue reading

Top 5 Reasons Tiger Woods Sex Scandal is Best Ever: Wood Watch, 2009 cont.

    Here at Venuist – and this goes for EVERYONE – we’ve become uncharacteristically smitten with the Tiger Woods Scandal.  It’s completely engrossing.  We’re practically Tiger’s 12th public affair and we’re coming forward.  Shit, we’ve gone so far as to award Tiger a category of posts.  That’s right, welcome to Venuist, where you can search for … Continue reading

Tiger Woods – No Man’s, or Woman’s, Land

    Tiger Wood’s wife, depending on who you ask – has either (a) moved out of his home, or (b) purchased herself a “mansion” on a Swedish Island with her “twin” sister.  [[see: Evil Twin Sister???]] This mansion, it is said, will be accessible only by ferry.  Ye Gods!  That’s right, kids, never mind the … Continue reading

Tiger Woods – No Man's, or Woman's, Land

    Tiger Wood’s wife, depending on who you ask – has either (a) moved out of his home, or (b) purchased herself a “mansion” on a Swedish Island with her “twin” sister.  [[see: Evil Twin Sister???]] This mansion, it is said, will be accessible only by ferry.  Ye Gods!  That’s right, kids, never mind the … Continue reading