Jerry Jones Hates Sushi

On Tuesday, a video of Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones making demeaning remarks about Bill Parcells and Tim Tebow, turned up on Deadspin. In the video Jones says that both of them ain’t doggy-doody, Tebow for being an unplayable draft pick, and Parcells for…well I’m not really sure why anyone would say that about Parcells, … Continue reading

Colts, Jets, Patriots, & more: “Tuesday Morning Hangover; Monday Edition”

    Hiya – now do tell!   Who else is lining up with us to get our “Curtis Painter” jerseys?   [[Note: take the following elements – Peyton Manning (the renaissance master of the gridiron) and Curtis Painter (woeful and inept would-be understudy and artist-in-training) and you’ve got one hell of a smug joke.]] … Continue reading

World Series Hangover: Ruining the Venue of “Home”

    Watching football on Thanksgiving Day is a pretty standard American exercise. And I’m on board with that. My family, being Philadelphia Eagles fans, doesn’t need much incentive to get together, drink beer, and collectively hate the Dallas Cowboys every 4th Thursday in November. But it didn’t really happen this year. We stuffed ourselves … Continue reading

World Series Hangover: Ruining the Venue of "Home"

    Watching football on Thanksgiving Day is a pretty standard American exercise. And I’m on board with that. My family, being Philadelphia Eagles fans, doesn’t need much incentive to get together, drink beer, and collectively hate the Dallas Cowboys every 4th Thursday in November. But it didn’t really happen this year. We stuffed ourselves … Continue reading