Spygate Moves to Philly

On May 12th the Phillies’ bullpen coach was caught looking into the field using binoculars, and it was theorized that he might be attempting to steal signs for the team. This is also not the first time the Phillies have been accused of cheating; the Yankees and Mets have both vocalized grievances over it. But … Continue reading

Chase Utley v. T1000 = The 'Committee For Who Wins'

Today’s debate in the Committee pits two cold-blooded assassins off against one-another. In one corner: Philadelphia’s phinest – Chase Ultey; in the other: James Cameron’s finest: T1000 Round 1: Chase Utley is a power-hitting second baseman in an era when second baseman having been putting up eye popping numbers. T1000 is a shape-shifting killer from … Continue reading

Phillies in Danger of Becoming "That Team"

Yeah, you know, the one that tasers its fans. On Monday night 17 year old Steve Consalvi ran out onto the field of Citizens Bank Park. About thirty seconds after he leapt onto the field, he was on the ground, electricity running through his body like Luke at the end of Return of the Jedi. … Continue reading

Mark Teixeira's Elbow, Jerry Manuel's Headaches and Jamie Moyer's Age.

Yankee Business In the land of make believe, aka Yankee Universe, Mark Teixeira got plunked on the right elbow by Jeremy Guthrie Monday night in Sarasota Florida. While the elbow is all swollen, Teixeira is planning to shoot a few Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson inspired commercials for the upcoming season on YES Network. YES Network … Continue reading

Philadelphia Phillies Beatdown

The Phillies got their redemption against the Yankee’s in form of a spring training game Thursday, but besides that many other things went right for the Phillies throughout that game. Roy Halladay looked sharp, throwing 24 pitches 21 for strikes. He struck out three and allowed no hits through two innings. He looked sharper than … Continue reading