Breaking: Giant polar bear obliterates Anchorage, moon en route to Carlson Center

Venuist e-reporters have submitted video of a giant polar bear, formed in the coldest depths of space, on its way to the Carlson Center in Alaska. Armed with a hockey stick, the earthbound carnivore made no distinction between artificial or natural satellites. Along the way the pallid space mammal destroyed an unnamed planet, our moon, … Continue reading