New England Patriots Grow Bored of “Dynasty,” Decide to Dabble in “Defeat” – AP

The aughts may have been the decade of sports dominance for New England. This decade may be the era of sucking. The Ravens soundly spanked the Patriots this weekend in a game that was actually over in the first quarter (where the score was Ravens: 27, Pats: a very, very round number). Perhaps Pats Nation … Continue reading

The Indianapolis Colts v. History (i.e. the New England Patriots)

All of America – including our team here at Venuist – has been cracking jokes at poor Jim Caldwell’s expense these past few days.  We even ran a fake story comparing the Colts’ organizational caution (some would and have called it err, cowardice) against the Patriots batshit crazy play calling back in Indy in November … Continue reading

Who Got Game??

Peyton Manning and Tom Brady are the two greatest quarterbacks ever to pick up a pigskin. The Venuist will tolerate no discussion about football that does not acknowledge the above fact.  Otto Graham? Johnny Unitas? I want to apologize to these greats right upfront.  As far as T*V is concerned, dudes who played in the … Continue reading