The New England Patriots v. Reproductive Health: Hank v. Baron, 1st Ed.

What the hell happened? Brady gets injured terribly. The Pats follow up an undefeated regular season with a huge Super Bowl loss. This year’s been marred by questionable calls by Lord Belichick. Is the Pats’ luster gone, shattered like so much lamp on scalp? Or is this simply a lull? To glean further insight, I decided to debate a great, analytical mind with a penchant for pedantry and a love for the sound of his own voice: Hank Baron.

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Tiger Woods Speaks Out

    [[The Venuist’s coverage of WoodWatch (TM Pending) continues!  Staff writer and reporter Spiral Flag has obtained the below statement from Mr. Tiger Woods.   Sources confirm that it is Tiger’s latest statement to date regarding his ongoing public relations quagmire.  We give it to you, exclusively, in unedited form.]] Dear Fans and Loyal … Continue reading

Tiger Woods Goes to Eleven

    We here at the Venuist take our responsibilities very seriously, which is why we bring you this breaking news on WoodWatch (TM pending). An eleventh mistress has reportedly turned up in the ongoing Tiger Woods Thanksgiving Day debacle. ABC News reports: Joslyn James, star of “Porn Star Brides,” joins a lingerie model, an … Continue reading

Tiger Woods – No Man’s, or Woman’s, Land

    Tiger Wood’s wife, depending on who you ask – has either (a) moved out of his home, or (b) purchased herself a “mansion” on a Swedish Island with her “twin” sister.  [[see: Evil Twin Sister???]] This mansion, it is said, will be accessible only by ferry.  Ye Gods!  That’s right, kids, never mind the … Continue reading

Tiger Woods – No Man's, or Woman's, Land

    Tiger Wood’s wife, depending on who you ask – has either (a) moved out of his home, or (b) purchased herself a “mansion” on a Swedish Island with her “twin” sister.  [[see: Evil Twin Sister???]] This mansion, it is said, will be accessible only by ferry.  Ye Gods!  That’s right, kids, never mind the … Continue reading