The Masters and Tiger's Return

As with most sports drama, what happens off the field (or course) is often what makes an event so tremendous. The Masters was Tiger Woods’ first tournament since that fateful Thanksgiving night when his wife Elin displayed her own golf skills, chasing Woods back to his SUV, which he promptly crashed in his hurry to … Continue reading

Tiger Woods: Don't call it a comeback.-AP Reports

Tiger Woods is expected to return to golf April 8th at The Masters. “The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I’m ready to start my season at Augusta,” Woods said in a … Continue reading

Best Scandal of 2009: A-Rod, Ramirez, Vick

If you honestly thought this was going to anyone other than Tiger Woods, I don’t really know what to say to you. The bombshell Thanksgiving revelation that everyone’s favorite athlete was sleeping with a myriad of women (including pornstar Holly Sampson) who were not his wife shook this nation to the core and made people … Continue reading

Tiger Woods Still Unpopular :(

Tiger Woods’ apology doesn’t seem to be doing a whole lot for his popularity. An ABC/ESPN poll showed that while about 55% of those polled think Woods’ apology was sincere, only around 40% still have a favorable impression of him, showing that about 15% of people like to hold grudges. 55% also said that they … Continue reading

Woodwatch: Tiger Texts a Great Big Sadface to America

In a time when sports fans desperately need something to care about (i.e. that period between the end of the football, the beginning of the baseball season, and that month when basketball and hockey don’t really matter ‘cuz we all pretty much know which teams have a legit chance in the playoffs already), Tiger Woods … Continue reading

Hank Baron’s Best 10 of ’10 – Favre, Sox, Cheney, OJ & More!

Boy, we as a people love to list things, don’t we? And now, since the next numerical decade is about to be foisted upon us, more than ever people like to look back at things and events past and rank them in a subjective and sometimes arbitrary fashion. Fortunately for you, I have more sense than most people. Instead of feeding you some staid Best of 2000-2009 or even a Best of 2009, I will give you my projections—no, my vision—of what the future holds for the world of sports.

XFL – take note! – THIS could be your ticket back in…

And then I stumbled on something so remarkable I wish Jodie Foster discovered this for me so she could wish that a lyrical wordsmith could have discovered it for her: POLO WITH ELEPHANTS.

Tiger Woods says HGH “Works like, real good” – AP, Venuist Report

[[Story: From the AP news wire.]] Orlando, FL – 12/16/2009 – Tiger Woods admits that at first blush, performance enhancing drugs such as anabolic steroids and human growth hormone (HGH) would seem out of place on a golf green. The Venuist/phony AP first reported yesterday that Mr. Woods had signed on to professionally endorse Kickassium Pharma … Continue reading

Tiger Woods says HGH "Works like, real good" – AP, Venuist Report

[[Story: From the AP news wire.]] Orlando, FL – 12/16/2009 – Tiger Woods admits that at first blush, performance enhancing drugs such as anabolic steroids and human growth hormone (HGH) would seem out of place on a golf green. The Venuist/phony AP first reported yesterday that Mr. Woods had signed on to professionally endorse Kickassium Pharma … Continue reading

Top 5 Reasons Tiger Woods Sex Scandal is Best Ever: Wood Watch, 2009 cont.

    Here at Venuist – and this goes for EVERYONE – we’ve become uncharacteristically smitten with the Tiger Woods Scandal.  It’s completely engrossing.  We’re practically Tiger’s 12th public affair and we’re coming forward.  Shit, we’ve gone so far as to award Tiger a category of posts.  That’s right, welcome to Venuist, where you can search for … Continue reading