Best Playoff/Playoff Performance, 2009: C.C. Sabathia, Bulls vs. Celtics, Arizona Cardinals

This years winner(not really this year but you know what I mean) for Best Playoff/Playoff Performance goes to the Celtics and Bulls for the most freakishly amazing series in NBA Playoff history ever! And this isn’t up for debate. When you get 7 total over time sessions in one series, more than any team has … Continue reading

Don’t Mess with Curt Schilling – Snatching defeat from the catcher’s mitt of victory: Hank v. Baron, 2nd Ed.

Hank Baron dishes out his latest theories on electoral success with his favorite sparring partner at Java Jo’s in Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts in the latest edition of: Hank v. Baron.

Don't Mess with Curt Schilling – Snatching defeat from the catcher's mitt of victory: Hank v. Baron, 2nd Ed.

Hank Baron dishes out his latest theories on electoral success with his favorite sparring partner at Java Jo’s in Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts in the latest edition of: Hank v. Baron.

Saturday English Premiership Predictions!!!

[[Here’s the latest installment of top-flight English Football (see also: soccer) Match predictions; brought to you from our own Mags of MagsBarmyArmy!]] Chelsea V Sunderland The bright start that Sunderland had at the beginning of the season has tailed off and Chelsea at home is an ominous prospect. Both sides had a week off last … Continue reading

Brett Favre to Jay Leno: “You my boy!” – AP Reports

In a hastily drawn press conference this afternoon, Brett Favre assembled media both local and national in order to offer support to embattled NBC late night host Jay Leno. Recently, Leno has been embroiled in a controversy concerning the future of NBC’s long-dominant late night programming franchise.  Leno, the former host of the “Tonight Show” … Continue reading

New England Patriots Grow Bored of “Dynasty,” Decide to Dabble in “Defeat” – AP

The aughts may have been the decade of sports dominance for New England. This decade may be the era of sucking. The Ravens soundly spanked the Patriots this weekend in a game that was actually over in the first quarter (where the score was Ravens: 27, Pats: a very, very round number). Perhaps Pats Nation … Continue reading

Red Sox Closer Jon Papelpon is Certifiably Infreakingsane – ESPN

    Unbelievably interesting piece posted on the ESPN Boston blogs today.  You can read the redacted or full versions, depending on your preference.  I recommend the bullet points as the long version  is just one of Gordon Edes (he and Shaughnessy anchored out the old blow-hards section of Sports Section during The Boston Globe‘s … Continue reading

Washington Redskins tire of sucking, hire Mike Shanananahanahan

He awoke in a panic and covered in cold sweat, realizing the reality: his team didn’t even make it to the playoffs with their 4-12 record.

Colts, Jets, Patriots, & more: “Tuesday Morning Hangover; Monday Edition”

    Hiya – now do tell!   Who else is lining up with us to get our “Curtis Painter” jerseys?   [[Note: take the following elements – Peyton Manning (the renaissance master of the gridiron) and Curtis Painter (woeful and inept would-be understudy and artist-in-training) and you’ve got one hell of a smug joke.]] … Continue reading