The Masters and Tiger's Return

As with most sports drama, what happens off the field (or course) is often what makes an event so tremendous. The Masters was Tiger Woods’ first tournament since that fateful Thanksgiving night when his wife Elin displayed her own golf skills, chasing Woods back to his SUV, which he promptly crashed in his hurry to … Continue reading

Tiger Woods: Don't call it a comeback.-AP Reports

Tiger Woods is expected to return to golf April 8th at The Masters. “The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I’m ready to start my season at Augusta,” Woods said in a … Continue reading

Tiger Woods Still Unpopular :(

Tiger Woods’ apology doesn’t seem to be doing a whole lot for his popularity. An ABC/ESPN poll showed that while about 55% of those polled think Woods’ apology was sincere, only around 40% still have a favorable impression of him, showing that about 15% of people like to hold grudges. 55% also said that they … Continue reading

Tiger Woods says HGH "Works like, real good" – AP, Venuist Report

[[Story: From the AP news wire.]] Orlando, FL – 12/16/2009 – Tiger Woods admits that at first blush, performance enhancing drugs such as anabolic steroids and human growth hormone (HGH) would seem out of place on a golf green. The Venuist/phony AP first reported yesterday that Mr. Woods had signed on to professionally endorse Kickassium Pharma … Continue reading

Tiger Woods says HGH “Works like, real good” – AP, Venuist Report

[[Story: From the AP news wire.]] Orlando, FL – 12/16/2009 – Tiger Woods admits that at first blush, performance enhancing drugs such as anabolic steroids and human growth hormone (HGH) would seem out of place on a golf green. The Venuist/phony AP first reported yesterday that Mr. Woods had signed on to professionally endorse Kickassium Pharma … Continue reading

Tiger Woods Signs Deal to Endorse HGH – AP, Venuist Report

    [[Venuist/AP news-wire, Orlando, FL; 12/15/2009]] As the old saying goes, all press is good press. But Tiger Woods and his team may have taken this age old axiom to its most extreme extent ever intended with a new PR campaign. After losing his position as central spokesperson for several high profile companies — … Continue reading

Tiger Woods Speaks Out

    [[The Venuist’s coverage of WoodWatch (TM Pending) continues!  Staff writer and reporter Spiral Flag has obtained the below statement from Mr. Tiger Woods.   Sources confirm that it is Tiger’s latest statement to date regarding his ongoing public relations quagmire.  We give it to you, exclusively, in unedited form.]] Dear Fans and Loyal … Continue reading

Tiger Woods Goes to Eleven

    We here at the Venuist take our responsibilities very seriously, which is why we bring you this breaking news on WoodWatch (TM pending). An eleventh mistress has reportedly turned up in the ongoing Tiger Woods Thanksgiving Day debacle. ABC News reports: Joslyn James, star of “Porn Star Brides,” joins a lingerie model, an … Continue reading

Our First “Hartford Whaler” Salute!

    Here at Venuist we are working on coming up with a number of innovative, well not really that innovative but hopefully amusing, running features as we prepare to move to our new our site’s new permanent digs. As you can see, we’ve already welcomed 33Problems and Spiral Flag into our editorial cabal. Soon, … Continue reading

Our First "Hartford Whaler" Salute!

    Here at Venuist we are working on coming up with a number of innovative, well not really that innovative but hopefully amusing, running features as we prepare to move to our new our site’s new permanent digs. As you can see, we’ve already welcomed 33Problems and Spiral Flag into our editorial cabal. Soon, … Continue reading