LeBron(TM) Plans to Take the Fight to Your Home

“Don’t think for one minute that I haven’t been keeping mental notes of everyone taking shots at me this summer. And I mean everyone.”

This gem of a quote from LeBron(TM)’s Twitter feed has had the Tweet-o-sphere all a flutter. The words are ominous, and the intention behind them vague. I decided to go to the King himself and see if he could provide some clarification.

“You know,” he told me, “I saw that movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back last night, and I thought it was really great. Those white boys are funny. And I found the ending really apa…ap prose…uh, inspiring! I’ve found the addresses of every person who ever put up a negative internet post, ever filmed themselves burning a jersey on YouTube, or were ever named Dan Gilbert, and I got me my baseball bat. Now I’m just gonna go out there and set some things straight.”

Well, you heard it hear first. All you LeBron(TM) detractors out there better watch your kneecaps because the King is looking to kick some ass.

This post originally on www.venuing.com/voices

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