Last night the Yankees had to face off against their former teammate Johnny Damon, now a member of the Detroit Tigers. Damon homered against his former team, a run that sealed their defeat in a 5-4 loss. Prior to the game Damon had spent most of his time in a walk-in freezer, as to be cold when serving his revenge. When asked about it after the game, he told reporters, “Well that Khan guy was really onto something.”

One Response to “REVENGE!”
  1. Hank Baron says:

    I heard he yelled out Steinbrenner’s name, but it didn’t really have the intended effect. Too many syllables.

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