Hank Baron

Hank Baron was born in the summer of 1982 in a far away land his tribe of roving gypsies call Florida. Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger” was #1 in the U.S. on the Billboard 100 and his father had high hopes that he would grow up to be remotely athletic.

Eighteen years later, the bookish Hank hitchhiked to Massachusetts and has remained there ever since. In 2009, he quickly rose in the ranks at Venuing Voices to become its self-proclaimed Boston Bureau Chief. Hank did not earn a college degree, but he does own a paper crown from Burger King.

His favorite teams are the Red Sox and the Marlins, and he giggles like a schoolgirl whenever the Sox pick up one of their players. Seriously, you should see him when he gets like that. It was hilarious the first time. Now it’s just sad.

In his spare time Hank enjoys playing Mario Kart 64 (as Wario), traveling to all sorts of places, and avoiding baths.

For Twitter users: Hank Baron may be followed at @HankBaron.
(His imaginary alter-ego can be found at @Henry_Be.)

Hank's brush with sports greatness: Winning the Pee Wee Baseball award for being the only six year old that did not use performance enhancing drugs during regular season play.

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