Kansas City Hot Dogs

Fans have become used to keeping an eye out for foul balls, but now there’s a new danger on the loose. Flying hotdogs!

A man is suing the Kansas City Royals for cataracts and a detached retina he says were caused by being hit in the face by a hotdog thrown by the Royals’ mascot. Sluggerrr (the mascot) could not be reached for comment.

But what worries me is that this won’t be in isolated incident. If the mascots begin rebelling, where will all of this lead?


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