Mark McGwire’s search for the *real* steroid users comes to a tragic, asterisk-ridden end

See above: hahahahahahahahahahahaaahahaaaa!

AP is reporting that home run champion Mark McGwire admitted to steroid use during the 1998 homerun arms race.

Here’s an excerpt from McGwire’s public statement:

I never knew when, but I always knew this day would come. It’s time for me to talk about the past and to confirm what people have suspected. I used steroids during my playing career and I apologize.

Read more on the story here.

In a related story, Sammy Sosa has plans to fly to St. Louis tonight to punch McGwire in the balls—a presumably difficult task if his testicles shrank after years of steroid abuse.

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