Red Sox Agree To Trade Mike Lowell for CT Family Greyhound – AP Reports

 

Mike Lowell, above - bottom of pile, in better days

 

[[News Wire Breakthrough News.]]

Venuist Contributor, 33 Problems Reports!

This just in.  Boston Red Sox agree to move Mike Lowell to my parents in exchange for our dog “Buddy” and a batch of cookies to be named later.

Sox are picking up all but $20 of Lowell’s salary.  

Buddy, a greyhound, will be used exclusively as a pinch runner.


 

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