Tiger Woods Goes to Eleven
We here at the Venuist take our responsibilities very seriously, which is why we bring you this breaking news on WoodWatch (TM pending). An eleventh mistress has reportedly turned up in the ongoing Tiger Woods Thanksgiving Day debacle.
ABC News reports:
Joslyn James, star of “Porn Star Brides,” joins a lingerie model, an unnamed television broadcaster, a pancake waitress with a thing for sex in parking lots, and a host of women who spend lots of time in nightclubs, on the ever-growing list of women rumored to have engaged in affairs with Woods.
(We’re still looking into allegations that Tiger Woods peed in my car’s gas tank last week in the middle of an alcohol-fueled rampage.)