Joe Mauer bats lefty too

The Venuist is curious as to whether Yankee Stadium (version 2.0, not to be confused with the recently deceased 1.2  version) realizes that Joe Mauer also bats left-handed.  Sure, all summer the Yanks have taken advantage of that short porch (T*V – that’s me – saw this himself his summer) that’s all of three feet tall (my rough and admittedly, inebriated estimate) and twenty-five feet (tops) from Jorge Posada’s crouched knees.  But how’s Joba gonna feel tonight in the top of the seventh when Mauer pops a fly into Joe Bomber-fan’s $10 brewski for the go-ahead run?

Joe Mauer takes a swing, wonders if he $30000 Yankee Stadium seats in the background will get filled for the playoffs.

Joe Mauer takes a swing, wonders if he $30000 Yankee Stadium seats in the background will get filled for the playoffs.

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